Another Missing Skit From My Blog

The mob, whether dealing in studios or publishing houses, ABSOLUTELY expects everyone with any talent to submit scripts or literature for editing. Much like the patent process, the mob has the opportunity to steal good ideas, but legally making them their own with minor tweaks. It's an unwritten State communist law that one is expected to be enticed by Federal Reserve currency: treasuring The Treasury, not artistic integrity.

I failed to mention in the audio that the skit was an absurd extension of the ["So _____, _____, & _____ walk into a bar..."] theme. The Easter Bunny's son murdered his dad because he didn't respect the compulsory family business and traditions. Obviously, due to the dark themes, the 3 bar patrons had frequent contact on Christmas Eve, thereby becoming unlikely friends.

One DOES have to wonder, though, if any unusually curious children who were told of the legend of The Stork, as if truth, inquired about babies born in the middle of winter in the upper reaches of the northern hemisphere.