Every Girl

LYRICS:
[Chorus]
Chad gets every girl.

Goops of nut they hurl.

These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl.

before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.

[Verse 1]
Chad fucked every girl I've ever had a crush on.

He busts his nut, before like the wind, gets gone.

Chad is collecting them all like Pokemon.

Even bitches online, so I guess like Digimon.

[Verse 2]
Chad fucked every woman I know, even my mom.

I can hear them in the next room, while I'm crying to a Rom-Com.

Chad leaves smiling,

while I'm left staring blank like that soldier from Vietnam.

[Chorus]
Chad gets every girl.

Goops of nut they hurl.

These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl.

before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.

[Verse 3]
Every girl in school I liked Chad took.

He's the ultimate bad bitch crook.

This shit always leaves me shook.

Chad fucks faces,

while I'm still jackin' off to a bitch's facebook.

[Verse 4]
This shit just isn't fair!

But these bitches just don't care!

I'm crying while pulling my dick,

and Chad is pulling a bitch's silky hair.

[Chorus]
Chad gets every girl.

Goops of nut they hurl.

These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl.

before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.

[Verse 5]
I'm alone while Chad gets to have an infinite woman harem.

I ask if I get some spare ass, but Chad won't share them.

Girls are so mean to me, but around Chad they're so femme.

I have rejection stained to the deepest core of my brain stem.

[Verse 6]
Chad is so God damn selfish!

He won't even give me ass if I was a kid from a Make A Wish.

If women were water, I'd be flopping on sand like a dying fish.

Chad gets to enjoy women like a buffet,

and I'm a homeless dude outside looking in the dumpster and can't even find a crumb of rubbish.

[Chorus]
Chad gets every girl.

Goops of nut they hurl.

These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl.

before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.

[Bridge]
Chad gets every girl.

Chad gets every girl.

Chad gets every girl.

Chad gets every motherfuckin' girl.

[Chorus]
Chad gets every girl.

Goops of nut they hurl.

These bitches get cycled in his rotation like a pool of Whirl.

before he ghosts these bitches like the pirates of the Black Pearl.