We Always Lose

LYRICS:
[Chorus]
Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose.

Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze.

They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze.

They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze.

[Verse 1, slow]
I've been taking losses in romance all my life.

I can't get a girlfriend, and I can't get a wife.

Chad she gives pussy, but me she'll stab with a knife.

I'll remain pussy less, until I get sliced by the Reaper's scythe.

[Verse 2, slow]
I can't get a win to save my worthless existence.

I want women but they always show me resistance.

I approach them but they back up a significant distance.

Losing is the only thing in my life that's been of consistent consistence.

[Chorus]
Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose.

Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze.

They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze.

They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze.

[Verse 3, slow]
I can't even get a fat bitch, or a hoe with no teeth.

I ask for some ass, but these bitches just hit me with a queef.

I'm left crying, because that shit smell like the Hidden Reef.

Forever me and these bitches will have beef.

[Verse 4, slow]
At this point, the only touch from a woman I can get is a punch.

I got these bitches mad as they put their hair in a scrunch.

They then start swinging on me, and stomping me out.

And I'm left smiling on the ground, smelling nothing but trout.

[Chorus]
Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose.

Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze.

They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze.

They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze.

[Bridge]
Chad Always Wins!

We Always Lose!

Chad Always Wins!

We Always Fuckin' Lose!

[Chorus]
Chad Always Wins, But We Always Lose.

Girls Reject Us, But Suck Chad's Ooze.

They Get Drunk On His Nut, Like It's Booze.

They Be Suckin', Until Chad Takes A Snooze.