Colonel Kilgore: (A message to Canadians about honour, courage, and the ostrich farm crisis)

Good evening, Canadians.

My name is Colonel William Kilgore, First of the Night Air Cavalry.

For many years, I fought alongside over 30,000 Canadians in Vietnam, fighting against communism.

Now, it might be time for those same brave men and women to stand up and fight it again — right here at home.

Unfortunately, some of you on horseback have forgotten what honour truly means.

You’re sending drones to a family farm to terrorize helpless ostriches, and you’re doing it for the wrong team — for Big Pharma.

If I have to send in my birds, it won’t end well. You can be sure of that.

One day, the truth will come out, and when it does, there will be accountability.

I love the smell of truth in the morning.