Elder God of Traffic

This epic track chronicles the absurd awakening of a forgotten cosmic deity. He hasn't returned to destroy the world, but to rule the congested highways!

The God of Traffic demands worship through honking and collective rising rage. He is the Primordial Congestion, ensuring that every driver sits in motionless anguish from Exit 17 to Exit 22. This song is a theatrical, darkly comedic anthem set to a fierce collision of Lovecraftian Industrial Realism and relentless Techno-Swing, proving the greatest horror is rush hour.