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Asterix & Obelix (song)
Song: Asterix & Obelix
Music, Lyrics & Voices: Ai
[spoken narration]
The year is 50 b.c., Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romens.
Well, not entirely...
[chorus]
In Gaul, a village stands,
The last stronghold in Roman lands.
With Asterix, a mighty scout,
And Obelix, who's strong and stout.
His faithful hound, a dog so brave,
Protects the bones he loves to save.
[verse1]
With potion, strength, and menhir might,
The Gauls prepare for a good old fight.
The Romans come with shields and spears,
Their faces full of newfound fears.
A sound of boots upon the ground,
And then a crash, a mighty sound.
Obelix hurls a stone with grace,
A Roman cohort leaves its place.
[chorus]
In Gaul, a village stands,
The last stronghold in Roman lands.
With Asterix, a mighty scout,
And Obelix, who's strong and stout.
His faithful hound, a dog so brave,
Protects the bones he loves to save.
[verse2]
Asterix charges with a yell,
Sending the centurion to hell.
And Dogmatix, with a bark so bold,
Makes Roman soldiers lose their hold.
The Roman camp, in pure despair,
Is filled with chaos in the air.
And as the Gauls begin to feast,
The Romans flee, from west to east.
[bridge]
And in the village, life goes on,
Until the next day comes to dawn.
[chorus]
In Gaul, a village stands,
The last stronghold in Roman lands.
With Asterix, a mighty scout,
And Obelix, who's strong and stout.
His faithful hound, a dog so brave,
Protects the bones he loves to save.
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