APPLE SOFT WORLD'S LARGEST TECH COMPANY

🚨 BREAKING: In a deal forged in the fires of Silicon Valley hell, Microsoft & Apple have merged into APPLESOFT – the unholy behemoth devouring all tech souls! Windows on iPhones? Siri coding in C#? End times are here. Stock up on tinfoil hats. #AppleSoft #TechApocalypse #SatanicSynergy