🔴 LIVE! Lynette’s WILD COUNTERCLAIMS 💥 WHAT THE HALE$ CHAOS!?!

Tonight we’re cracking open this filing that reads like a true-crime fanfic with a law-school hangover. 📄🌀 We’re lining up the docket vs. “I filed it,” the default vs. “nuh-uh,” and the cardboard-sign Scooby plot they swear is a grand conspiracy. 🕵️‍♂️📎
Expect receipts, timestamps, and dramatic readings with unnecessary flair. 🍿 If logic shows up at all, it’ll be late and underdressed. I’ll bring the star-spangled helmet and the patience of a DMV line. 🪖🙃
Be there for the breakdown, the belly laughs, and the parts where reality just rage-quits. 🔴💬