Sith Cliché

What happens when pure evil meets the mundane reality of the modern galaxy? This track is the tragicomic ballad of a Sith Apprentice who finds his life utterly ruined, not by Jedi, but by logistical failure.

He's stuck on a dusty moon, receiving his master's demands via voicemail, and can't use the Force because "no one fears a Sith cliché." This song details his humiliating fall from power, complete with mockery from Ewoks and droids that refuse to work. The music is a haunting fusion of Star Wars epic and high-energy Electro Swing.