When Superheroes Meet Middle Management | Dispatch.

Welcome to Tower Industries: Crisis Response Division, where saving the city comes second to filling out the proper forms.

Tonight, in DISPATCH, we’re not just managing heroes — we’re managing expectations. From overtime requests to cape compliance audits, every hero’s got a KPI to hit, and we’re the ones holding the clipboard.

Tonight’s Corporate Agenda:

Route incoming villain attacks through the proper escalation chain.

Enforce “No Flight Indoors” policy (again).

Coach heroes through their quarterly performance reviews.

File an insurance claim for the “accidental” city explosion.

Hold an emergency Boardroom to determine if justice is still cost-effective.

Performance Metrics We’ll Ignore Until It’s Too Late:

Hero Morale Index (HMI)

Collateral Damage ROI

Time-to-Save (TTS)

Budget per Explosion (BPE)

Live Tonight at 7PM CST
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Because even heroes answer to HR