🚀✨🪐 Star Citizen: Idiot Pilot Edition 🌌🛸💥

MRE RECIPE 🥫 ➡️ 🔥 ➡️ 🤢 ➡️ 🚽 ➡️ 💀 LIVE from the “Interstellar DMV” and the “Bureau of Lost Landing Pads”… it’s Gore — one starry-eyed pilot trying not to eject himself into the void. ❗WARNING: May cause sudden ship insurance claims, EVA drift panic, and unplanned zero-G cartwheels. 🔫 WEAPONS STATUS: Pew-pew lasers overheating after 3 shots 💰 RESOURCES: 2 credits, half a med-pen, and someone else’s busted helmet 🛰️ MISSION OBJECTIVE: Dock without breaking everything 🤪 SANITY: Abandoned near a jump gate 🧭 NAVIGATION: Quantum drive locked on “???” 🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Forgot landing gear (again) 🎮 GOAL: Make it to port alive and maybe not bankrupt 💀 FEATURING CHAOS FROM: • Gore vs. a hangar door (spoiler: door wins) • Improvised EVA “maneuvers” gone wrong • Me yelling “CLEAR FOR LANDING” to an empty comm channel • Accidentally ramming luxury yachts with a starter ship 📉 MORALE: Lost with the first blown power plant 🥤 HYDRATION: Stale recyc water 🪑 SEATING: One broken pilot chair, duct-taped twice 📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Some station I’ll never find again 🕵️ Watch ships explode, credits vanish, asteroids multiply, and me spiral into glorious Star Citizen chaos — broke, drifting, and laughing. 📡 ABOUT US 🌐 Website: gore.tv 📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble 🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer 🚫 Discord: LOL, no. 🚫 TikTok: Triple trash. 📜 RULES OF THE CHAT: No backseat piloting unless you want to pay the repair bill No linking in chat without permission