Darnell Dandy – Moist Harlots | Sham Records

Darnell Dandy dives headfirst into the slippery side of funk with Moist Harlots — an AI-generated groove so steamy, your speakers might need a towel.
Part seductive slow jam, part fever dream from a truck stop motel, this track oozes synth, sass, and highly questionable decision-making.
With Darnell Quiggley laying down the velvet vocals and Jim Dandy moaning somewhere in the background like a saxophone made of regret, this song will leave you asking: “Should I be concerned... or impressed?”
Proudly leaked by Sham Records, where shame goes to die and basslines get sweaty.
🚿 Don’t play this in front of your grandma. Or do. We’re not your mom.