Patience Is a Virtue… Especially Around Mechs

Incident Report to Super Earth High Command

Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Designation: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Incident Type: Accidental Termination via Allied Exosuit
Location: Extraction Point, Unspecified Terminid Hot Zone

Summary:
During the final stages of a successful mission, Helldiver Brasta exited his Emancipator exosuit to activate the extraction terminal. Upon repositioning, he unintentionally re-entered the exosuit. In a display of impatience and poor spatial awareness, Duck advanced toward the terminal at the same time. The Emancipator immediately repositioned, stepping directly onto my location—resulting in instantaneous, democracy-approved termination.

Outcome:
One (1) Helldiver KIA by friendly mechanical foot. Squad morale increased due to uncontrollable laughter. Helldiver Wolf stated, “Duck, that was kind of your fault—you went face to ass into a mech.”
Following this observation, I concurred, acknowledging the experience as a valuable lesson in patience and personal spacing protocols.

Final Note:
The mech won.
FOR SUPEREARTH. FOR DEMOCRACY

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