Democrats not even trying to not appear like the anti America party. What’s next?

🚨 EXPOSED: In a plot twist straight out of a fever dream, the DNC’s moral compass has spun so wildly off-axis that even COBRA COMMANDER—yes, that hooded hiss-master of mayhem—could slink into the top spot without a single eyebrow raised. 🐍💀 Watch this unhinged parody where our “new” overlord drops a rally cry that’s equal parts world-conquering manifesto and recycled stump speech, all while the party’s sacred policy cows stay firmly glued to their spots. (Change? What’s that?) But oh, the sycophant symphony! Cue the viral cameo from that ever-vocal congresswoman via Parrot app, parroting undying fealty like it’s her job—because it is—while blurting out he’s moonlighting as her personal wellness wizard and life coach extraordinaire? 😏 Gaslighting level: Expert. Because nothing says “progressive revolution” like blind loyalty to a blue-suited snake oil salesman. Who’s buying this encore performance? Rally or revolt—your call, comrades! 🗳️🔥
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