New York City Mayor's Race

Welcome back to The Loyal Opposition Show — where freedom still means freedom, government still means “they work for us,” and socialism still means you pay for somebody else’s free stuff! Now, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but New York City — yes, that New York City — is about to make history. They’re about to swear in their first socialist mayor!
That’s right, folks. The city that never sleeps has finally decided to take a long nap from reality.