Introducing, Phalanx Systems Incorporated - October 2025

Welcome to Phalanx Systems Incorporated, where we 𝓟𝐖𝓝 everything, get paid to do nothing, and have everything to show for it!

🟥🍁🟥 We are 100% Canadian Owned and Operated! 🟥🍁🟥

Company Directory
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Owner ~~~ [email protected]
First Officer ~~~ [email protected]
Lieutenant-Commander ~~~ [email protected]

Emergency Services ~~~ [email protected]
Maximum Red Alert ~~~ [email protected]
Major Asshole Alert ~~~ [email protected]

Job/Career Opportunities / HR ~~~ [email protected]
Watersports and Entertainment ~~~ [email protected]
Data Processing Department ~~~ [email protected]
OG Jordan ~~~ [email protected]
S Y N E R G Y ™ ~~~ [email protected]

Finance Department ~~~ [email protected]
Legal Department ~~~ [email protected]
Complaints and Grievances ~~~ [email protected]

If you would like to leave a voicemail or text instead, please reach out to Jordan at (647) 680-9627.

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 💗ྀི 💞 Have a phantastic day! 💞 💗ྀི 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️