The Rant -Delusional Guidance?

In a dimly lit room, modern self-proclaimed revolutionaries engage in a political séance to receive stock market tips from Karl Marx's ghost. They seek to overthrow capital structures while requiring his historical, spectral prophet to validate their portfolio allocation. The room is filled with cognitive dissonance, as they invoke the spirit of the economist who saw private property as the root of all misery. The Ouija board, often a sleek bamboo model with letters etched in a revolutionary font, is used to ask questions about economic forecasting. The message, once transcribed, is meant to be validated, not as an investment tip or policy proposal. The believers leave the room feeling spiritually cleansed, having communed with the ghost of revolution and received confirmation that their righteous fury is justified. The séance was a success, not because it provided financial guidance but because it provided moral absolution. They can return to their lives, secure in the knowledge that they have done their part for the revolution.