When The Factory Strider Crashes The Party

Incident Report To Super Earth High Command

Filed By: Helldiver RubberDuck
Designation: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Incident Type: Sudden Automaton Counter-Attack
Location: Frontline Deployment Zone — Automaton Territory

Involved Personnel:

Helldiver RubberDuck (Reporting Officer)

Helldiver Brasta

Helldiver Wolf

Summary:
While overseeing automaton airship movement, Helldiver Brasta correctly assessed the situation with the phrase: “I think we made them a little angry.” His evaluation proved accurate when hostile dropships deployed directly over our position — including one (1) Factory Strider nearly landing on top of the squad.

Upon visual confirmation, RubberDuck identified the threat and attempted to disable the strider’s top-mounted cannon using the Recoilless Rifle, while Brasta retaliated with heavy ordnance, neutralizing the target in a spectacular explosion.

During this exchange, Brasta announced, “Ha ha, I’m just as mad,” confirming both emotional stability and combat enthusiasm following acquisition of his new cape, which may have increased his aggression modifier by 20%.

Helldiver SiberianWolf observed the successful takedown and provided morale support.
Mission concluded with zero casualties, high efficiency, and elevated team morale.

Outcome:
✅ Factory Strider Neutralized
✅ Morale Increased
✅ No Casualties
✅ Cape Buff Confirmed

Filed Respectfully,
Helldiver RubberDuck
FOR SUPEREARTH. FOR DEMOCRACY

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