Everyone Gets a License — Then Straight to Jail!

🚨 Anyone Gets a License in California?! Even Raccoons & Aliens?! 🛸👻🐾
Description:
In today’s episode of Reality is a Parody of Itself, California’s DMV is handing out licenses like trick-or-treat candy. Got a tail? A teleportation device? No pulse? Doesn’t matter — here’s your license, non citizen!
🚗💨 A raccoon gets a license.
👻 A ghost floats in and aces the eye test.
🛸 A grey alien parallel parks a UFO — and gets full registration.
And where does it end? With a one-way trip straight to jail.
That’s right — dance all you want, but you're bunking with your new cellmates: a werewolf with unpaid tolls and a chupacabra who failed emissions.
👉 Watch 'til the end for a surprise cameo by antifa.
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