The Monster Jab by Lance "Whistler" Knight (The David Knight Show, October 30, 2025)

Just in time for Halloween, David Knight introduces us to his son, Lance's, latest creation: The Monster Jab.

A parody of Monster Mash, The Monster Jab features all your favorite stars. Anthony Fauci, Donald Trump, Joe Biden and a special guest appearance by Alex Jones.

Bonus material: Your humble correspondent relates the story of meeting Mr. Trump. Trump stole $100 from me, had his henchmen brutally beat me, then, after they helped me back up, Trump gave me $10. I love Trump. Trump is awesome. I love Trump, but I sure wish he hadn't beaten me up and stolen my money. But please don't get mad at me because I love Trump.