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Walking Onslaughts Anarchy
Anarchyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about that, had to let it out my system one time for the one time. Now ya'll all probably wondering how this crossover happened.. WELL LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!!!! Me and one my bro gohaku was strolling through the city called D city rock, I know weird name. Not gonna lie, it goes DOWN in city rock. We was in the club getting our dance on having a blast. We finally sat down after 35 minutes of nonstop dancing and having the crowd cheering us on. Then out of nowhere, these two devil chicks named Scanty and Kneesocks sat down with us and chat it up with us. Not gonna lie, they was hot. (pun intended) Kneesocks was telling me how sexy I was and wonder what I look like without my mask. And of course my homie gohaku was lost and Scanty's lust for him. It was like they had us in their spell. They whisper in our ears "follow me" to the back of the club where no one is around. So of course our dumbasses followed pursuit. We got out there and saw them undressed in their undergarments. And of course again, I had the stuffy. But something hit me. I felt something was sucking out my energy outta my body. I blinked and closed my eyes multiple times, thanks to Adollaspring's training, I was able to pick up on their plan. I saw a line of dark red and black aura sucking up our energy. I looked to my left and see Gohaku was getting the worse of it. Quickly I used a ki blast to make them lose sight of us and hi tail it outta there. Me and Gohaku was lost for words for what happened. We checked on each other to see any further damage was done. Thankfully it wasn't. The succubis girls grew angry and chased us through the city. Eventually we had enough and ran our fade with them, and booooy did we laid the wood on them. (Not like that you nasty bastards.....)Then one of their big boss came in and was pissed at us. He was so angry he released all his evil creatures through-out the city and cause Anarchy. Offspring "aaaaaa Gohaku?" Gohaku "yea?" Offspring "We really fucked up big time, did we..." Gohaku "Yea, but not worse then our crystal empire skit." Offspring "Really cause I would think us having demons summon to a city would be bad." Gohaku "Not worse then almost committing genocide with having Sambra rule an entire kingdom, annnnnd also freezing half the town to death." Offspring "touche" Random angry voice "OFFSPRING AND GOHAKU, GET YOUR UGLY ASSES OVER HERE NOW!!!!! "Gohaku "Who was that?" Offspring "I don't know, but he's clearly pissed off. Hey wait a minute, how the fuck does he knows or name???" Poof, they was swept off their feet and was summoned to PSG house. They both looked around confused and lost. Offspring "AYE, why did ya'll snatch us up like that, who are ya'll the government? Also, they got a black state president over here? O SHIT WE TAKING OVER." Garderbelt "Well for starters, I'm actually one of Gods workers-" Offspring "So what I'm getting at your a pope?" Garderbelt "Well technically yes I am, but that's besides the point, the point." (yea we're just gonna fast forward to the good part) Gaderbelt "So ya'll two, meet panty and stocking!" Offspring "wait, ain't panty supposed to sliced up to 666 pieces cause stocking works for the devil?" Gaderbelt "yes but sadly we been waiting for a season 2 for the past decade so we just pretend all of that never happened." Offspring " Well that's ass." (No seriously though, can they hurry up and make season 2 already?????)After their long conversation, they all worked together and clean up the whole city from the demons, and they even finished off the demon girls for good this time. They was all happy it was finally over. Panty and stocking talked about how famous they were over here. They even got their own fan club. Offspring " damn gohaku, we're really are famous." Gohaku "right? I wouldn't expect it to reach this far!" Offspring " So panty, I was wondering-" Gohaku "Chill Offspring you're married, and she already slept with 1000 men so she won't ever have to have sex again." Offspring "You know this is always why I hate your ass right?" Gohaku" when did you ever stop hating me? "Offspring "Just now." PS laughed Gohaku " And that's exactly why I always call you a circus." Panty "Hey are ya'll just gonna bicker like a married couple or ya'll wanna do crazy shit together?" Offspring and Gohaku "Count me in!" So Offspring went on to invite all o fhis friends, even WO to their crazy adventure which also lead up to them making two songs together, and H2O fusing with panty. Yeaaaaa let's just say. That's another story for later.
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