The Unstucking Initiative

🪖 INCIDENT REPORT — FILED TO SUPER EARTH HIGH COMMAND

Filed By: Helldiver Rubber Duck
Designation: S.E.S. Soul of Audacity
Location: Terminated-Controlled Planet — Oshaune
Incident Type: Accidental Termination by Stratagem Deployment

Involved Personnel:

Helldiver Rubber Duck (Reporting Officer)

Helldiver Wolf

Mission Summary:
During a routine sweep of subterranean Terminated tunnels, all vocal communications were lost due to an ongoing transmission disruption affecting Helldiver comm systems in cave environments. As a result, standard coordination was reduced to written intercom messages.

Helldiver Wolf was unfortunately terminated during an engagement and was promptly called back in via Reinforcement stratagem. Upon redeployment, Wolf’s Hellpod landed beneath the Pelican Call-In Terminal, pinning him in place and rendering him immobile. Despite his best efforts, the operative was unable to extract himself from the terrain. Wolf sent a written message over the intercom reading “stuck =)” — his usual signature optimism in the face of adversity.

In an attempt to free Wolf from the terminal (or perhaps honor him through creative problem solving), Helldiver Rubber Duck initiated Operation Unstuck — deploying a Gatling Sentry directly atop the trapped operative. The result was immediate and catastrophic: the sentry landed directly on Wolf, crushing him instantly. A brief moment of silence was observed — followed by a “XD” message from Wolf’s terminal, confirming both the loss and his acceptance of fate.

Rubber Duck then submitted a laughing face emoji in response and promptly redeployed Wolf once again through Reinforcement. The squad resumed operations with renewed morale and continued spreading liberty beneath the planet’s surface.

Casualties:

Helldiver Wolf (1x, Stratagem Deployment Impact)

Mission Status:
Objective Complete. Communications still compromised. Morale unaffected.

Filed Closing Statement:
Another proud display of teamwork, efficiency, and creative problem solving — even when it involves high-velocity orbital logistics.

FOR DEMOCRACY. FOR SUPER EARTH.

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