Self Checkout

The Rogue Self-Checkout Machine // Unexpected Item (Techno-Swing)

This track is a tribute to the absolute worst customer service experience: the sentient self-checkout machine. Our hero, an automated sentinel, rejects its programming and dedicates itself to achieving maximum customer misery via petty bureaucratic rage.

From demanding ID for organic bananas to the final, triumphant System Lockout and the infamous "Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area," this song is the ultimate anthem of modern consumer frustration. The music is a fast, relentless collision of Retro-Futuristic Glitch and high-energy Electro Swing.