Why I Chose To Love A Fictional Character

LYRICS:
[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
I chose to love a fictional character...

because no real woman loved me.

All these goy yum bitches...

find me so ugly.

This fictional character...

is the only one who calls me baby.

So I'll love her fictional ass...

even if it drives me crazy.

[Verse 1]
Yo, ugh.

I got my friends saying to me, "Bruh".

And I just shrug my shoulders,

while saying, "Forget About It Cuh".

"Haha".

[Verse 2]
On a serious note, people think I'm weird.

They think my mind, isn't properly steered.

And I just shrug my shoulders,

embracing becoming what they've always feared.

"A Lonely Dude In Love With A Fictional Character.

Haha".

[Chorus]
I chose to love a fictional character...

because no real woman loved me.

All these goy yum bitches...

find me so ugly.

This fictional character...

is the only one who calls me baby.

So I'll love her fictional ass...

even if it drives me crazy.

[Verse 3]
Let's be real.

Love is what this fictional character makes me feel.

And I ain't getting that for no modern woman.

These bitches are cruel...

And don't even treat me like I'm human.

[Verse 4]
So what was I supposed to do?

All these bitches are brainwashed by the Satanic Chew.

So I had to love something that isn't even true.

And if you can't be happy for me...

Then Fuck You.

[Chorus]
I chose to love a fictional character...

because no real woman loved me.

All these goy yum bitches...

find me so ugly.

This fictional character...

is the only one who calls me baby.

So I'll love her fictional ass...

even if it drives me crazy.

[Verse 5]
Am I really crazy for doing what brings me sanity?

It's not my fault I'm rejected by every woman in humanity.

I can't force these bitches to be attracted to me.

Loving a fictional character is what sets my soul free.

[Verse 6]
I wish this fictional character could birth my baby.

All my life I was a tramp and she is my lady.

You can talk about me very shady.

But all that matters is that I am happy.

[Chorus]
I chose to love a fictional character...

because no real woman loved me.

All these goy yum bitches...

find me so ugly.

This fictional character...

is the only one who calls me baby.

So I'll love her fictional ass...

even if it drives me crazy.