Can Afford 2B (“Shallow” Parody)✅

Can Afford 2B (“Shallow” Parody)✅
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Tell me something, girl
Are you unhappy with the way you look?
Whore do you need more?
Is there something about yourself making you feel insecure?
I'm frozen
In all the good times and bad times, happy and sad times
I fear I find
my expressions don’t change
And I can hardly even ever move my face
Tell me something, boy
Are there some flaws you’re trying to avoid?
Grey saggy and old?
Face tape and a toupe don’t fool the kids no more
I'm freezing
All the fat away that doesn’t look good in pictures
when you wanna be bad
bent over and spread eagled in ladies lingerie

*I’m falling off man
Gimme more collagen
I need those fillers now
Fix my eleven lift my eyebrows straight up to heaven
Get rid of my turkey neck jowels now

**I can afford to be shallow now
I can afford to be shallow now
Yes I can afford to be sha-, shallow
Money rich sha-ha-sha-la-la-la-llow
Cash money sha-ha, sha-ha

I can afford to be shallow now

Oh, ha-ah-ah
Ah, ha-ah-ah, oh, ah
Ha-ah-ah-ah

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