'Twas the Night Before Birfmas... (And Some Crime News 11/6/25)

...and not a creature was drinking this time. Not even my dumbass alcoholic self. Join me as we pre-celebrate my birthday with some Utah people doing despicable things, a Florida man catching a well-deserved death sentence, a child bride in Iran facing the rope, and the state of Utah doing everything they can to make it seem like putting Charlie Kirk's killer to death is a bad thing. All of this and probably more on tonight's crime news.