FACEBOOK MARKET PLACE ... TO SELL OR NOT TO SELL ... TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY!

BUYING OR SELLING ON FACEBOOK HAS IT’S ADVANTAGES …

I really want it but won’t be back in town until next week. Can you hold it for me? [No. Don’t be stupid.]

Let me come and look at it tomorrow or the next day. Can you hold it for me? [Assumes too much.]

I want it but don’t get paid until the 1st of the month. Can you hold it for me? [Very stupid man.]

My crippled mother is in the car and we’re ready to buy it, but you’ve sold it. That’s not nice. [Stupid man]

Hey, what’s with selling this thing? You said you’d hold it for me. [No explanation for such an idiot.]

I’ll be in the area in a few days. Let me come by and see if it’s what I want. [Maybe, but probably not.]

I really don’t need this Christmas tree you’re selling. I have 3 of them but my children want a different one and I love them so. If you hold it I’ll come by tomorrow. [That’s what I call a lie beyond lies. What’s up with her?]

A. I’ll be there tomorrow at the mutually agreed time of 7:30am. B. I’m sorry, I slept through the alarms. Let’s make another appointment. [Take this to the bank, it’s a blatant lie. He was unsure if he wanted it and felt if I held it overnight it would buy him time to make up his mind.]

Let me ask my boyfriend and get back to you. Will you hold it overnight? [I don’t ‘hold’ anything]

I asked my boyfriend. He said, “Okay.” But you’ve sold it. What that all about? [You knew I don’t ‘hold’ stuff]

How heavy is the toaster? I’m disabled and can’t carry a heavy one around. [How ‘heavy’ is a 2-slice toaster?]

I’m in your area now and ready to buy but don’t have any cash. Do you take Venmo? [Ad says, “Cash only.”]

How tall is this item? [figures in the ad on facebook]

Does this have a warranty?

I had one of these a few years ago and it broke. Will this one break too?