"skooby dooby do.. where are you..?" NSFW

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"skooby dooby do.. where are you..?"

"Don't be stealing shaggy and skooby's pot"

"Lets go chase that pot thief, we all know one"

pack that bong, let the water start to rumble,

Don't you fumble, stay humble,

watch that whole damn pot thief whole world crumble

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

Eyes red from the cannabis daze,

We been smokin' for days, lost in this purple haze.

But the T H C, my G, is the courage that we're seekin',

We'll chase that pot thief down, while the sound system's peakin'.

Remember what Bob Marley said, the prophet with the dreads?,

"Don't step on the grass, smoke it," let it relax your heads.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

I smoked the weed and now the munchies got me in a trance,

This ain't a ghost hunt, skoob, this is a cannabis retrieval dance.

I wanna be a hippy, get stoned and solve the crime,

Leave a trail of smoke and cracker crumbs, every single time.

So, Skooby, be ready for your act, of ultimate distraction,

You go left, I go right, a pincer-like reaction.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

And, skooby dooby, if you come through and make this monster flee,

I swear on that stolen bag of weed, the T H C will set you free.

skooby dooby do, where are you, finally emerged from joy riding,

Pass that joint over, my high is subsiding.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

You're ready and you're willin', I can see it in your eyes,

Stoned as fuck but focused on the prize.

That's my dog, one more hit from the bong to seal the pact,

We'll get that pot thief, then the whole damn food gets attacked.

If we can count on you, skooby dooby, and this potent hydroponic,

Our victory is guaranteed, it's practically iconic.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

The pot thief thinks he's scary? Wait 'til he sees two sets of bloody red eyes,

Two growlin' stomachs ready for his ghostly sweet potato pies.

We're a syndicate, a hungry mob, a force you can't contain,

Fueled by Mary Jane and a deep, soul-shaking hunger pain.

I know we'll catch that villain, peel his mask off, what a chump,

Then it's back to the mystery machine for a victory smoke that'll make you slump.

"U F O vapes drop a remix"

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

Yeah... I'm going for another skooby dooby... pass the lighter.

Yo, the mystery machine is humming, a plan is coming, another pot thief running,

Through the boarded-up amusement park our crew is gunning.

So, skooby dooby do where are you?

The smoke is getting thicker, this plot is getting sicker.

skooby dooby do, where are you? We need the alpha of the pack,

because there’s a pot thief in his spooky maze, preparing to attack.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

This ain't no haunted mansion, this is a pot thief fortress,

He's been making moves on our turf, his audacity is lawless.

You know we got a mystery to solve, it involves a full confession,

And your specific skill set is the art of fear succession.

So, skooby dooby do, be ready for your act, the one where you get loose,

Let 'em see the teeth and introduce the brutal truth.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

Don't hold back, let the collar snap, go straight for the jugular,

This ain't a kids' show culprit, he's a pot thief and a turd burglar.

And, skooby dooby do, if you come through, when his whole operation's wrecked,

You'll get a bigger cut than anyone expects, direct deposit, check.

You're gonna have yourself a skooby Snack, a stack so fat it's frightening,

A reward for the thunder, and you, my dog, you are the lightning.

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

So when we pull that mask off, it won't be Old Man Withers…

Just a snake who thought he'd slither in and take what we had delivered.

Yeah... I'm goin' for another skooby dooby...

"Fuckin divvy"

"bong up, skin up, get you fucked up".

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