The Loser’s Guide to Democracy

Tonight on The Caltrop Show, we’re breaking down America’s favorite new pastime — losing elections and blaming everyone else.
Republicans swear it’s rigged, Democrats swear it’s righteous, and the rest of us are just trying to figure out why a guy who wants “everything free” is paying $13 a beer.
From Mamdani’s “free-for-all” socialism to mail-in ballot meltdowns, this is your crash course in political denial — both sides included.
Welcome to The Loser’s Guide to Democracy, where nobody wins, everyone complains, and the bar tab’s always bipartisan.

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