Altered Beasts and Fidelity Promises

This episode blends retro gaming nostalgia with futuristic tech rants and heartfelt absurdity. DeMatteo and Nicholas Tuduri kick things off reminiscing about Altered Beast, dreaming of a remake that preserves its iconic soundtrack. Eric Roman joins the fray, shifting gears to the Quest 3 and a $3,500 treadmill setup that sounds more sci-fi than fitness. The crew welcomes Mark into their music circle, riffing on artists, movies, and the joy of shared practice. Things get personal as Nicholas and DeMatteo swap stories about cat care and relationship promises, with Eric adding his signature blend of sincerity and dark humor. The episode wraps with a dive into current events and daylight savings rage, proving once again that no topic is too strange—or too sacred—for the Douche Show.