Magnetism - A Horrorwave Instrumental

Four scientists have tried to figure out how to create a pheromone in a lab that will attract the opposite sex. After extracting loads of hormones and chemicals from all sorts of weird animals in the jungle they think they have finally found the perfect combination.

So, they spray a bit of it on their necks and go out into the world to see if they’ll have babes crawling all over them. They didn’t foresee one thing; this mixture attracts items related to their hobbies rather than the opposite sex.

The first nerd scientist did his undergrad study as an arborist, thus wherever he goes a pile of leaves starts sticking to him. At least he will have fun identifying all the tree leaves that are smothering him to death.

The second scientist started out as an engineer and loved various types of fasteners. Now as he walks down the street nails, bolts, washers and nuts are all drawn to him. Sadly, he didn’t last long as all these fasteners are quite sharp.

The third scientist loved looking at himself in the mirror with vanity constantly thinking he was the smartest thing around. The magnetism potion had to figure out a way to appease the attraction. Thus, it started printing tons of little figurines of the guy, and they flew out from all over the world to stick to him.

The final lab technician was into solving the problem of death. For fun he would reconstruct animal skeletons from failed experiments. Now as he walks around in the world various skulls come flying at him as they unearth themselves from nearby cemeteries.

They should have just stuck to the old-fashioned pickup lines, but their social awkwardness made them pursue the dangerous potion method instead.

That’s all for now, thanks for looking 😊