I Don't Care About Ostriches

There is nothing quite like Conservative media telling people what to care about, especially when the actual story is only a single scratch below the surface.

There is nothing lazier than emotional marketing that leaves the real problem behind the story on the side burner.

And then there is nothing more honest than admitting that the thing the purity test requires you care about, is not something that affects you even in the least bit. You do care, just not for the reasons you're told you should.