There Ain't Any Open Showers (g0y song)

Song: There Ain't Any Open Showers
Lyrics: g0y boy
Music & Voices: Ai

[verse1]
There was a new fitness center in town,
I decided to stop and look around,
The place was nice and updated.

But in the locker-room I did saw,
The showers had dividing stalls,
Not to become a member I did decided.

[verse2]
I returned to the old Y. M. C. A.
To do some workouts for the day,
Hoping to revive those good old days.

But as I entered the men's room,
I began to sink with heavy gloom,
They took the open showers away,

[chorus]
If there ain't any open showers,
Then there ain't any showers at all,
They tore down the communal showers,
And replaced with divided stalls.

An attack on masculinity,
A destruction on male identity,
Cause if there ain't any open showers,
Then there ain't any showers at all.