Episode 1: Crawlspace Creeps, Toenail Jars, and the Games You Losers Can’t Quit

Welcome to the dumpster fire premiere of Chaotic Cadre, where Mark G and John S—two Maine-bred clowns with too many kids and not enough sanity—unload on the last two weeks of humanity’s weirdest crap! Tonight, we’ve got naked weirdos living in crawlspaces, conspiracy nuts blaming lasers for wildfires, military horses trashing cities, a fart-blamed bus romance, a boyfriend hoarding toenails like a psycho, and the top five games you basement-dwellers are obsessed with—because why not? It’s Monday, March 24, 2025, 9:45 PM, and we’re here to roast it all ‘til it bleeds—tune in, you degenerates, because this is the chaotic mess you didn’t know you needed!
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