Blackpool's finest, an intergalactic flame!"

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"U F O Vapes in the booth, you know the name, Blackpool's finest, an intergalactic flame!"

Yeah, guns out, blast out, my lyrics explosive, you see

Every syllable drops like a bomb, pure energy

Lookin' at my enemies, all I see are wanna-be's

Thinkin' they tough? Please, I'll bring you to your knees.

Come test me, boy, I'll shoot you up, ain't no ifs or ands

Turn your whole life into a bloody nightmare, understand?

I'm the alien invader, with a lyrical might

My Uzi spits mystical, brain-twisting, outta-sight.

From Blackpool's cosmic shores, I descend with the flow

A miracle from the stars, watchin' your whole crew go.

My minds so called, it'll freeze you in hell's own heat

Hope you brought your money, rent's paid in advance, can't be beat.

So you had a lot of guts, until my blade chopped you up,

Now you wish to drown in blood? Yeah, I can fill your cup.

Some folks think they outsmart me, with their little schemes

Maybe, but they ain't met the Mac-10 that fulfills my dreams.

I can almost dance to the rhythm of your heart's frantic beat,

Makes you so damn poor at hidin', can't even feel your feet.

Was hopin' for a challenge, somethin' to truly ignite,

But all I found was you, a dim spark in the night.

If you try to come back as a ghost, a spectral fright,

I'll kill that too, ain't no escapin' this fight.

From Blackpool's cosmic shores, I descend with the flow

A miracle from the stars, watchin' your whole crew go.

My minds so called, it'll freeze you in hell's own heat

Hope you brought your money, rent's paid in advance, can't be beat.

So you had a lot of guts, until my blade chopped you up,

Now you wish to drown in blood? Yeah, I can fill your cup.

When you get to hell, tell 'em U.F.O. Vapes sent ya,

And apologize for the inconvenience, it's just the agenda.

Man, I'm bored, truly bored, this is gettin' too easy.

Can you try to fight back? Or is this just... breezy?

U F O Vapes... intergalactic terror...

"yeah, U F O vapes, time for another remix"

U F O Vapes in the booth... you know the name.

Blackpool's finest... an intergalactic flame.

Yeah... the invasion is telegraphed.

Prepare for contact.

I materialize in a cloud of nebula mist, list

Enemies sketched on a star chart with a fist

I'm a galactic pariah, a lyrical buzzing bee

My thoughts are in 4D, your mind can't even process the file type, see?

I eclipse your whole existence, cast a shadow on your claim

You scream your name to the void, the void whispers my name back in flame

From the Pleiades to the promenade, the signal's clear and sent

This ain't a diss track, it's a planetary descent.

From Blackpool's cosmic shore, I descend with the flow!

A miracle from the stars, watch your whole damn crew go!

My mind's so cold, it'll freeze you in hell's own heat!

Hope you brought your payment, the rent's due, can't be beat!

You came with a lot of guts, 'til the light saber cut you up!

Now you wanna drown in plasma? Boy, I can fill your cup.

You think your little schemes are smart? Infantile, I'm vexed

I'm calculating your demise while my ship's on the complex

You're a primitive algorithm, a glitch I must erase

I'll leave your reputation in a crater, a disgrace

I don't need a Mac-10, my tongue is the particle beam

Splicing your reality, collapsing your self-esteem

I can dance to the Doppler shift of your heart runnin' scared

Makes your entire nervous system unprepared and impaired

I was hopin' for a challenger, a brain to match the might

But I'm battlin' flat-earthers in a prehistoric fight.

From Blackpool's cosmic shore, I descend with the flow!

A miracle from the stars, watch your whole damn crew go!

My mind's so cold, it'll freeze you in hell's own heat!

Hope you brought your payment, the rent's due, can't be beat!

You came with a lot of guts, 'til the light saber cut you up!

Now you wanna drown in plasma? Boy, I can fill your cup.

So if your spirit tries to phase back, a spectre for a round two

I got a neutrino blaster designed for ghosts like you

There is no afterlife for you that I cannot access and delete

Your very soul is scheduled for a permanent concrete sleep...

From Blackpool's cosmic shore, I descend with the flow!

A miracle from the stars, watch your whole damn crew go!

My mind's so cold, it'll freeze you in hell's own heat!

Hope you brought your payment, the rent's due, can't be beat!

You came with a lot of guts, 'til the light saber cut you up!

Now you wanna drown in my lyrical plasma? Boy, I can fill your cup.

When you get to the underworld, tell the devil I'm the sender

Apologize for the mess... it's just the agenda.

This is gettin'... tedious. Is there no one in this sector?

One final broadcast from the Blackpool projector...

U F O Vapes... intergalactic terror...