PUN! 191

Patriots UNITE!, Brutal Weather in NYC on Veterans' Day! (An Omen?), A Demonratic Blue Wave Sweeps Over NJ and VA ( VA Will Have a Jewess for Governor in Dear Abby Spanberger!), And Another Dear Abby in VA (Abigail Zwerner) Is Awarded a Cool 10 Million Bucks for Getting Shot by One of Her Students ( He Was Only 6-Years'-Old!), Most Americans Believe America Isn't Great (They're Right!), NYC Mayor-
Elect Zohran Mamdani (Henceforth at PUN!: " Mommy ")Is Probably a Jew Pretending to Be a Muslim!, Too Much Media Claiming to Be Conservative Allow Too Many Non-Conservatives to Work for Them (Like Ryan Girdusky at The American Conservative), Inter Alia