Introduction to the Channel

WTF is the Asshole-A-Tron? America, wake up and smell the roast. Welcome to Asshole-A-Tron is a sadistic, diabolical machine of pure fantasy, yeeting dorks, dingbats, meat sacks, and brain-dead morons into some weird place in time and space TBD... It's a Daily Roast—your 8-minute, Monday-through-Friday reality slap with a deadpan delivery service, served straight from this desk like a cream pie to the face. Every weekday (Good Lord willin' and the crick don't rise.) ~ 5:00 PM Eastern, we'll drop a fresh, pre-recorded episode that’s equal parts "news" roundup, surgical satire, and zero-apology accountability. No fluff. No livestream chaos. Just crude and rude fun and laughs, and a mirror for the circus! You've been warned. Don't sue us. We are just a bunch of fun-loving dudes spreading humor and laughter into a dark world by placing a mirror in front of the lunacy going on in our world, and poking fun at it. (Think Gary Larson Cartoons meets National Lampoon). We will expose the hate that's been directed at of and shine it back on then in full burn mode. Welcome to the roast... bring the bbq sauce and napkins. :) Oh and mom's apple pie.