Magikarp Mayhem

Goofy song about our buddy Magikarp. Enjoy.

Lyrics
"Holy mystical bouncing dragon tits, it’s Magikarp!"

"Flopping weak, splash attack,
No one fears this fishy snack!
Tackle here, splash all day,
Flopping chaos, hooray hooray!"

"Magikarp! Magikarp!
Useless, silly, but steals our hearts!
Magikarp! Magikarp!
Flop so hard, it’s pure art!"

"From the pond, you rise so slow,
No one knows the power you’ll show!
Splash, flop, fail, repeat,
But one day Gyarados, can’t be beat!"

"Holy fins, dragon rage!
Water chaos on the stage!
Jump so high, flop so wide,
Magikarp terror cannot hide!"

"Magikarp! Magikarp!
Useless, silly, but steals our hearts!
Magikarp! Magikarp!
Flop so hard, it’s pure art!"

"Flop… splash… and one day… Gyarados!"