Useless Assumptions #106 Open...For Now

Welcome back to Useless Assumptions, the show where the facts are true but our assumptions are absolutely useless.

Tonight, Zach and Vance dive into a stacked Veterans Day week full of sports chaos, local shakeups, political drama, and a couple stories that make you question humanity entirely.

We open the show honoring the men and women who served this country and made it possible for us to sit behind a mic and talk freely every Thursday night. Thank you, Veterans.

From there, we hit:

🔥 Nebraska Football:
TJ Lateef shines in his first start, Emmett Johnson continues to dominate, and the Huskers knock off UCLA.

🔥 Nebraska Basketball:
Mast joins elite company with a rare triple-double.

🔥 College Football Top 25 Matchups:
Iowa/USC, Notre Dame/Pitt, Oklahoma/Bama, Texas/Georgia — fireworks incoming.

🏈 NFL Rundown:
Thursday Night Football, Bears' insane turnover stats, Russ Wilson sightings, and full slate matchups.

🏀 NBA Landscape:
Pistons/Cavs/Knicks running the East — Thunder/Nuggets/Spurs leading the West.

😂 Wild Sports Moments:
Underhand fake punt + the viral sumo throw everyone is talking about.

🏛️ Nebraska Local News:
• Gov. Pillen blocks Medicaid dollars from Planned Parenthood.
• AG Hilgers sues Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss over foreign money influencing Nebraska ballot initiatives.

🌎 National & “Wait… what?” News:
• Chinese-linked buyers quietly purchasing land next to a B-2 bomber base in Missouri.
• Chicago Public Schools blowing $7.7 million on unapproved international trips while facing a $734M deficit.
• H.R. 5371 — the CR that barely reopened the government.

🤣 Fun Story of the Week:
Two drunk Ohio State students accidentally walk a full marathon after a bad late-night bet. Yes — a literal 26-mile hangover.

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