💥 Alfretans - The Cosmic Disgrace from Alpha Centauri

⚠️ Buckle-up ButterCups. The Alfretans, sometimes spelled Alfredans, are from Alpha Centauri, 4 light years away. They are the faithful lap dogs of the Galactic Federation and have been collaborating with the Cabal on Earth for years. They look very Latino and have an extreme affinity for hard alcohol. Most of them are raging alcoholics. They also like to drink and fly and are constantly crashing their ships, both in orbit and on Earth (they've killed several Human Extraterrestrials this way). The Alfretans work with the Cabal and share advanced alien tech and in exchange, the Galactic Federation gives them vast amounts of money to spend on Earth so they can live the good life while they destroy our civilization from within. The Alfretans also work with the Cabal to kidnap other people from various planets and sell them into slavery or worse. They are universally despised by all other extraterrestrials who want nothing to do with them. If the Alfretans and Etorthans were not helping the cabal, this nightmare would have ended decades ago. At some point, we are gonna have to beat the living $hit out of these idiots.