Tales of an Unhinged Russian Orthodox Priest

Here's a video I made about a Russian Orthodox Priest I knew who was not exactly a mainstream sort of guy:

Synopsis: The name of this video is Tales of an Unhinged Russian Orthodox Priest. Many years ago I was interested in becoming an Eastern Orthodox Christian. I decided to hang out with a Russian Orthodox Priest who let me hang out with him provided I give him some assistance to his church. This guy would say things most normal people wouldn’t say and he was a big tough guy, often wearing a black leather jacket when he was not doing his priestly duties. One time I was helping him get supplies for the church and some Koreans had parked their car near a loading zone for the church and he went ballistic, yelling and screaming at them and using certain ethnic slurs. I couldn’t make out what the slurs were, but the Koreans recognized them right away and their faces turned white and they got back in their car and drove off.
On a different occasion, he was returning home to the rectory in his car and he spotted a car parked in front of the driveway of the rectory. He got out and was fuming like a Russian Bear cursing and yelling. He looked around and couldn’t find anyone. He went inside and about a half hour later three women of the Small Hat Variety approached the car because they had been taking care of business nearby. The Unhinged Russian Orthodox Priest fumed and yelled at the top of his lungs: “Don’t park your car near my church, you fucking-“ and I won’t say that last part but it rhymes with “News.” All three were horrified. Small Hat Women usually are pushy and get enraged if something like this happen. Not them, and not with the Unhinged Russian Orthodox Priest. One woman stared and he snarled again accusing them of being “Christ Killers” and some other remarks that I think might have been in Russian. Anyway, they got in their car and turned on the engine and drove off. On a different occasion, I had a meeting with him but he was delayed because he was in the bathroom. When he was done, he declared: “If Black is Beautiful, than I just shit a masterpiece.” On a separate occasion we were in a car and he was giving advice his father once told him which amounted to: “Always vote Democrat unless it’s a” and I won’t say that last part but it begins with the letter N and rhymes with trigger. On a different occasion he visited an Orthodox Monastery and after he was told the abbot would not see him, he left the place and said: “They should rename this place ‘Get the fuck out of my face.’”

When troubles began in 2014 in Ukraine, he decided to go on a pilgrimage to Orthodox monasteries in the East, all alone and suspiciously close to the Ukrainian and Russian Borders. I haven’t seen this guy in a long time. Real Nut Job, though the thing with the small hat women I found funny, but I have to be honest, I would never have the balls to say that to the Chosen Ones. They never like being named and their fury is boundless. So those are the Tales of the Unhinged Russian Orthodox Priest. Korvus Keel, over and out.