So I was just grabbing a few spare cee-gars in my travels and I scored a free humidor! Two things I can never have enough of: 1) cigars, & 2) a place to store them until I turn them into ash!

A nice box of New World Cameroon by AJ Fernandez in Toro size. Just finished one while editing video; decent smoke for the price!

Been cracking open a new cigar all month, but today's the final day along with a Christmas ornament! Merry Christmas!

Went to Cigartopia 2025 today; here's the haul! Joined by: Jersey Lee, the Dojo Master of V.O. Twinstick: https://rumble.com/user/JerseyLee https://rumble.com/c/VOTwinstick Trooper (and one Carolina-based viewer, Chris!): https://rumble.com/user/trooper_channel AND LTC Murray: https://rumble.com/c/ThePathForward

Still impressed with my Dyson Air to filter cigar smoke in the Guinness Room. First filter replacement almost 6 months in.

Here's where I unboxed the Dyson. Five and a half months in and no complaints with the unit itself or filter life. As I explain in video, only glitch was from external sources (concrete/tile dust) after home repair. GREAT performance in an indoor cigar environment!

I'm smoking one of these right now while uploading the video; WOW! This is one GOOD cigar. Never any schlock cigars from Dunbarton, but this one seems extra top shelf tonight! Because I'm not a buddy-fucker supreme, here's where you can procure this banger (only 600 boxes made, no idea how many left): https://secretocigarbar.com/products/dondurma-golden-child-bysaka

A cheaper box of everyday smokes along with some onesies that sounded good; all caught with a 20% discount for Veterans Day. Pinching some funds until next Saturday when I might get carried away at a local event that will feature both Steve Saka (Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust) AND Terence Reilly (Aganorsa Leaf) in person!

I love seeing cigar retailers like this that have enough respect from prominent brands to have their own special editions. Today's is a limited release of an Aganorsa Leaf 'Supreme Leaf' celebrating Dave's 20 years as proprietor of Wooden Indian Tobacco in Havertown, PA. https://www.woodenindiantobacco.com/supreme-leaf-corojo-daves-20th-anniversary-box.html

Just in case there's anyone new that didn't quite catch the "Turkish bathhouse" reference, here ya go: https://rumble.com/v5hi5jp-mcdonald-pulp-mcflurry-motherfcker.html Lardy's referenced in McFlurry vid: https://rumble.com/v4gt2cn-lardys-full-length-commercial.html Get power ass-washed here (also referenced in McFlurry vid): https://rumble.com/v4qsxdh-ass-wash-emporium.html

I happened to catch a post over on the Instagasm from Steve Saka about a Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust limited release through a retailer in Syracuse, so I ordered a box. Before they're all gone, here's the link: https://rockyscigars.com/products/dunbarton-trust-tobacco-uboat

Unboxing: El Rey Del Mundo Sultan of the Sahara Toro (6x54) - Box of 20 Blackbird Cuco Criollo Toro (6x54) - Single Blackbird Finch Sumatra Toro (6x52) - Single Blackbird Rook Sumatra Toro (6x54) - Single Scorched Earth By Oscar Daily Edition Maduro Robusto (5x50) - Single P.S. I cleaned off my unboxing table in the Guinness Room a bit so that Eik wouldn't call me out for being such a slob. 🤣

Cigars are a bit like poontang, MOST is decent, some is top shelf, and some should be avoided at all costs! Anyway, I can't smoke 2-5 top shelf cigars every single day without going broke. So I mix some everyday smokes like the Rocky Patel Seed To Smoke bundles into my rotation. La Auroras are definitely lower end on price ($3.50/stick if caught on a good promo), but at LEAST mid-range on quality!

Cigars AND cigar swag? Deal!

Unfolding Joker: https://rumble.com/user/UnfoldingJoker Dr. Oscar: https://rumble.com/user/theplacecalledom Murdoc068: https://rumble.com/user/Murdoc068 Elevate With Randy: https://rumble.com/c/c-7592911 LB Weaver: https://rumble.com/user/LBWeaver SwitzerlandPlayIt (Eik): https://rumble.com/c/SwitzerlandPlayIT BBC Memories available here: https://streamlabs.com/switzerland_pi/merch/5499126

Two La Aurora Corojo 5 packs and two La Bomba 601 variants; "Napalm" & "Nuclear".

Mystery cigar box from my wife's grandfather that my sister-in-law gave me. Unsure if always a cigar box (no branding), or if just used as one for years. Also the reissue of the first La Bomba Warhead I ("RE-UP") by Espinosa Cigars!

So my sister-in-law give me the hookup with some Tombstone themed cigars she picked up on her recent roadtrip! I was last in Tombstone in March 2024 with @RoiRatt , @UnfoldingJoker , & @SwitzerlandPlayIT . At the time I was still treating cigars like a sidepiece while still married to cigarettes. The next time I head down to Cochise County to visit RoiRatt, I'll make a point of visiting this cigar shop in Tombstone myself! P.S. Eik of SwitzerlandPlayIt is going to lose his shit when he sees yet another video uploaded from phone in vertical format. Horizontal on phone shrinks the shit out of video, so not sure of solution - but the ball-busting is coming!

Had a few minutes before lunch, so already cut and lit one of these Worthy Fools while editing/uploading. I forgot that these were Perfecto shaped, which are almost always a fun smoke - GOOD smoke (glad I've got 9 more to enjoy in the near future!)! I'm not the guy that can detail flavor notes: "it has notes of cranberry drawn through a wool sock, stored in the middle drawer of a cedar-drawered dresser in the attic of a 149 year old house with two leaky roof shingles, during the month of January". I just know GOOD or BAD; very simple, very unpretentious!

I've bought duplicate boxes just one time as it was such a good deal that I couldn't pass it up. For the past year, I try something different with each box purchase as there are SO MANY good cigars to try still. Some brands/blends I'll try a single first, such as this enjoyable EP Carrillo/Casa Carrillo Sumatra. There are MANY others that I'll box-buy without even sampling the blend first, like Aganorsa Leaf, Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust, and Espinosa, since they've been such reliable brands.

I've had some hit or miss experiences with online cigar buying, at least from the big cigar warehouses. The price for an entire box of anything made by Oscar for only $75 caught my eye. Unfortunately I forgot that some of the best deals are because these are "your mom" offers; Old Dry Box that's been collecting dust and hoping for a good man/chump! Great brand, but the dried out Boveda pack and the feel of the cigars has me concerned. There's no way this is just from shipping from PA to AZ.

Only two bundles and several loose ones today. Laying off on boxes until September, for the most part (one modest surprise coming next week!).

More smorgasbord cigars from Cigars Daily that I caught with a discount code! P.S. The Pandemonium is an 8.5" by 52 (noticed it later right on the back of the foot cover!).

I filmed this on 29 July 2025, but didn't upload it until the next day as three different "4 letter words" delayed me; work, life, and wife - all of which outrank uploading videos!

Spent some time hanging out with Trooper at Jersey Lee on a Sunday afternoon (7/20/25). We enjoyed some shit-talking, cigars, beer, and even a nice lunch! We also solved ALL of the world's problems; unfortunately we're not The Illuminati, so we can't execute ANY of our great plans to save the world! Trooper shared some of the Cohiba Red Dot cigars to start the party (in thumbnail; so busy smoking that one I forgot to video it!). Trooper REALLY likes his Telegram channel for his livestreams, BUT will be adding Rumble SOON!: https://rumble.com/user/trooperchannel Jersey Lee is already green on Rumble: (politics, etc.) https://rumble.com/user/JerseyLee AND also his longtime hobby of playing Virtual On: https://rumble.com/c/VOTwinstick

A couple goodies arrived today before work! Once in awhile I save myself the drive time visiting Cigars Daily (plus the temptation of add-on purchases!) since they ship so Q!UICK!

So I recorded this RIGHT before today's livestream*, but am obviously uploading it afterwards. Both enjoyable smokes, which combined gave me 4 hours of smoketime! I didn't get stupid THIS TIME; besides the two boxes I picked up this morning, I only purchased one loose stick. The single smoke was a winner too that I hadn't yet sampled, an Aganorsa Leaf Rare Leaf Reserve Corojo Toro (6×54). * https://rumble.com/v6vqyaf-smokin-and-jokin-with-sarge-95-kang-of-red-pill-fight-club-and-lb-weaver.html

First of all; Happy 249th Birthday, America! Second of all; fuck all of you Commies, Freeloaders, and Illegals! So I popped into one of my other cigar retailers where I periodically buy cigars and/or smoke onsite; Fumar Cigars: https://fumarcigarsusa.com/ I wasn't planning on buying any more cigars today as I need to pick up two boxes I paid for online last night on Saturday morning, but if Mrs Sarge says "go grab some", who am I to argue?

On playback, I realized that my phone picked up my Dyson running on 10 (NOT Spinal Tap version, it doesn't go to 11!). My apologies to anyone with good hearing!

Popping windows during summer months to vent the cigar smoke really makes the A/C unit work extra hard. Hoping to keep the room sealed during livestreams and possibly if Jersey Lee and Trooper want to whip my ass at darts sometime here in the Guinness Room with grog and stogies! UPDATE: Realized that cigar smoke, while thick at times isn't especially heavy so I moved unit from floor onto table to be more level with smoke. Also I did crank speed from 5 all the way to 10. After smoking 4 cigars during Saturday's livestream, I looked at display. It was detecting 584 ppm, dropped to 543 within five minutes, and down to 1 within 4 hours (when I turned it off for the night). Think this will do the trick!

Kind of slacked on snipping out this portion highlighting the cigar haul from Big Smoke 2024 (1-2 November 2024 in Las Vegas) for about 3 months; better late than never! Here's the full After Action Report livestream: https://rumble.com/v5ljnk2-sarge-after-action-report-big-smoke-2024.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

I showed off a new ashtray and some cheap cigars as I'm smoking several more per week since giving up cigarettes during my Smokin' & Jokin' livestream last Saturday. Full livestream here: https://rumble.com/v6detyp-smokin-and-jokin-with-sarge-73.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

SO Mrs. Sarge wanted to get me a humidor for my birthday. Thankfully they were out of stock on the model she wanted at the time from NewAir. While I was at #BigSmoke2024 last week, I spoke with the rep as NewAir had a booth there and got a special Big Smoke discount code to use on the purchase. We ordered on Thursday (7th) and the humidor was here on Saturday (9th).