Avatar 3: The Unofficial Song

LYRICS:
[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We make humanity salty like potato chips!

We fuck through nappy hair, not hips!

How do these rags prevent nip slips?!

We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We win wars with sticks & whips!

Meanwhile humanity got spaceships!

Thank God for plot armor from the Scripts!

[Verse 1]
We blue like the chew!

We blue like the lightsaber of that one Mary Sue!

The first Avatar movie was cool.

But that second one was some boo boo.

[Verse 2]
Through hair is how we screw.

Straightened hair is how you know my erection grew.

Spikey Hair means I'm hard as Bamboo.

Lice coming out is how you know my nuts flew.

[Chorus]
We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We make humanity salty like potato chips!

We fuck through nappy hair, not hips!

How do these rags prevent nip slips?!

We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We win wars with sticks & whips!

Meanwhile humanity got spaceships!

Thank God for plot armor from the Scripts!

[Verse 3]
Back in 2009, motherfuckers was killing themselves to go to Pandora.

They looked at life, and said fuck you, Sayonara.

These motherfuckers crazier than Gaara.

Someone need to help them find common sense,

Where's Dora?

[Verse 4]
Bitch Avatar 3 is about fire and ash!

But I'll catch it on streaming, you ain't worth my cash.

Fuck it, I'll watch it on one of them bootleg websites.

I'll be watching it in 480 p,

seeing every pixel and all them megabites.

[Chorus]
We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We make humanity salty like potato chips!

We fuck through nappy hair, not hips!

How do these rags prevent nip slips?!

We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We win wars with sticks & whips!

Meanwhile humanity got spaceships!

Thank God for plot armor from the Scripts!

[Verse 5]
Which chew did James Cameron suck off to get this franchise made?

We get this bullshit but we can't get a remake to Blade?

Bruh. Tell the Disney executives to stop smoking crack.

Someone call Bob Iger, and tell him to bring Wesley Snipes back.

[Verse 6]
Nobody gives a shit about these blue bitches hugging trees.

Them tying their hair together is the Birds and Bees.

For them, a hair pulling scene is what they'll freeze.

And to jack off,

Their own hair is what they squeeze.

[Chorus]
We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We make humanity salty like potato chips!

We fuck through nappy hair, not hips!

How do these rags prevent nip slips?!

We some blue bitches like the Crips!

We win wars with sticks & whips!

Meanwhile humanity got spaceships!

Thank God for plot armor from the Scripts!