Catnip Wars ⚔️🪖💥⚔️🛡️ 🏹 🗡️ Rough Draft ~ Funny gangsta LOLcats

Song: “Mr. Pibbles and the Catnip Thrones”

Verse 1
Down on the East Side, the alleys don’t sleep,
Orange fur gleams under lamp-post heat.
Mr. Pibbles walks like a king with a scar,
Claws sharp as glass from a broken car.
He runs the nip routes, corners clean,
Deals go down in the purring machine.
When the sirens fade and the dogs retreat,
You’ll hear the click of paws on the concrete.

Hook
It’s a catnip war in the city of chrome,
Three gangs fight for a paper throne.
The Oranges, the Blacks, and the Tigers in stripes,
Fur, fire, and fury in the neon lights.

Verse 2
Midtown Blacks roll late at night,
Sleek silhouettes in the pale moonlight.
They don’t speak loud, just flash their eyes,
Nine lives spent before sunrise.
At the docks, the Tiger Stripes reload,
Grenades and fishbone gifts explode.
But the East Side knows the code—
Stay loyal, stay low, keep the empire sowed.

Hook
It’s a catnip war in the city of chrome,
Three gangs fight for a paper throne.
The Oranges, the Blacks, and the Tigers in stripes,
Fur, fire, and fury in the neon lights.

Bridge
Now the word on the wind spreads fast,
Mr. Pibbles made his first and last
Stand at the waterline warehouse door—
Fighting for what nine lives are for.
A hiss, a flare, a shattered pane,
The city meows his name in vain.
One orange paw print on the wall,
The king may fall, but his legend calls.

Outro
In New York’s alleys, quiet as dreams,
Power still flows through hidden streams.
From catnip crumbs to the cracked old stones,
Mr. Pibbles still guards his throne.

Song: “Throne of Orange—Mr. Pibbles’ Ballad”

Verse 1
In the shadows of the city, where the cold winds roam,
There’s a whisper in the alleys, and a legend comes home.
Orange fur against the twilight, fierce and bold as fire,
Mr. Pibbles stands alone, facing fate and desire.

Chorus
Oh, sing the tale of East Side’s pride,
Of courage burning deep inside.
He fights for power, for love, for kin,
For the throne of orange—he’ll always defend.

Verse 2
Midtown Blacks gather close, with eyes as dark as night,
Tiger Stripes at the docks, armed for the fight.
Grenades and claws, automatic fear,
In every street and every tear,
Catnip dreams draw warriors near.

Chorus
Oh, sing the tale of East Side’s pride,
Of courage burning deep inside.
He fights for power, for love, for kin,
For the throne of orange—he’ll always defend.

Bridge
When moonlight glimmers off broken stone,
Mr. Pibbles faces foes alone.
Drive-bys in silence, loyalty tested,
But he’ll stand resolved, fate’s undetected.

Outro
From skyline high to waters low,
The city remembers the legend’s glow.
He guards his kingdom, never dethroned,
Forever feared, forever known—
Mr. Pibbles’ throne.

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