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"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" is the 10th episode of South Park's 10th season, originally airing on October 18, 2006. Directed by Trey Parker, it satirizes teacher-student relationships, authority figures, and media-inspired vigilantism through absurd exaggeration.

### Plot Summary
- Cartman's Hall Monitor Antics: Eric Cartman is appointed as South Park Elementary's new hallway monitor and immediately abuses his power, dressing and acting like bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman (complete with catchphrases like "Nice!"). He patrols aggressively, busting students for minor infractions like littering or farting, and assembles a posse to enforce "order" in the halls.

- Ike's Forbidden Romance: Meanwhile, Kyle's little brother Ike (a kindergarten student and Canadian adoptee) develops a crush on his young teacher, Ms. Stevenson. She reciprocates inappropriately, leading to secret notes, dates, and an illegal sexual relationship. Ike innocently boasts about it, prompting Kyle to investigate.

- Kyle's Crusade and Unlikely Alliance: Horrified, Kyle reports the affair to the police, who dismiss it as harmless (one officer quips, "The kid's lucky—he's banging a hot teacher!"). Frustrated, Kyle enlists Cartman's help, forming an uneasy team-up. Cartman, more interested in his "bounty hunter" role than the crime, joins the pursuit with his crew, using tactics like bear mace and dramatic takedowns.

- Climactic Confrontation: The duo tracks Ms. Stevenson and Ike to a motel and eventually the school roof, where she proposes a suicide pact to be together forever. Kyle delivers an impromptu, heartfelt speech to Ike about living life fully before committing to love, convincing him to back out. Ms. Stevenson jumps alone and dies on impact. The episode ends with Cartman filming a PSA on Christian values, warning viewers against straying from the path (using the teacher's splattered body as a punchline).

### Themes and Reception
The episode mocks societal double standards on age-gap relationships (especially when the student is male) and the "Dog the Bounty Hunter" TV persona. It received positive reviews for its sharp satire, with IGN scoring it 8/10 for balancing dark humor without excess offensiveness. Runtime: 22 minutes. Viewer discretion advised for crude language, sexual references, and violence.