Revolut Just Tanked My Coins! 😱 (WTF Delist Scam?)

🚨 BREAKING FROM THE LUNAR CAFÉ: Revolut just pulled the rug on my portfolio – and yours?

Picture this: I'm sipping moon-brewed coffee, checking my degen bags, when BAM – LOKA, CLOVER, and FWOG get the boot by Nov 21.

Prices? Tanked 20-25% in 30 mins (LOKA from $0.072 to $0.060, CLOVER $0.085-$0.078, FWOG $0.013-$0.010). And get this: The delist alert hits after the dump, with no easy exit – sell to cash or eat fees. Retail degens like me? Screwed.

This ain't your glossy "Revolut listing pumps" fairy tale; it's the dark underbelly of crypto 2025, where banks play god with your gems. Beginners:

Think easy app trades turning into forced fire sales. Degens: Onchain whispers say liquidity's evaporating – is this regulatory shade or just profit grabs? In this lunatic sleuth report, I roast the chaos, hunt alpha in the wreckage, and ask: Who's next?

Gems or trash, lunar fam? Drop your wildest Revolut horror stories below – did they nuke your bags too? Smash like if you're raging with me 🤬, sub for more hidden gems before they pop (or flop), and ring that bell for crypto review alerts. Next: AI predicts 2025 moonshots? ☕🌙

Who's ready? #CryptoDegen #RevolutDelist