Epstein Slop Translator

Your humble correspondent has been working diligently over the past few weeks creating an Epstein Slop Generator that will auto translate meaningless Epstein Slop into plain English. In case you are unfamiliar with Epstein Slop, it is meaningless noise generated by the media to cover up the sad fact (for them) that there have been NO incriminating information about President Donald Trump found in the Jeffrey Epstein files. Since it is difficult to listen to the incomprehensible Epstein Slop for more than a few seconds without your eyes glazing over with utter boredom, the Epstein Slop Generator has been developed to auto translate the meaningless media phrases into plain English so you can fully understand what they are actually saying.

This video is my first effort with the Epstein Slop Translator in which a typical MSNBC report on a release of yet more Epstein files has been auto translated from utter meaninglessness into something you can easily understand.