Epstein Texts, Hitler’s Tiny Secret, & AOC’s 2028 Takeover: 6 Stories That’ll Ruin Your Breakfast

Welcome to Episode 141 of 647, where we serve up six stories for 7:00 AM and hand out reality checks like free samples at Costco. If you’re tired of the “famine of truth,” buckle up—this episode is a tapas bar of hard facts, sharp wit, and a few spicy takes.