NATO Chief mocking Russia - Anything you can do, I can do better

NATO chief Mark Rutte mocked the condition of Russia's naval fleet on Monday as Moscow denied one of its submarines had to surface because of technical problems.
Russia's Black Sea Fleet said the diesel-powered submarine Novorossiysk had surfaced off France to comply with navigation rules in the English Channel, through which it was shadowed by a UK warship and helicopter.
Dutch authorities had said on Saturday the submarine was under tow in the North Sea.
"What a change from the 1984 Tom Clancy novel The Hunt for Red October. Today, it seems more like the hunt for the nearest mechanic," Rutte said in a speech in Slovenia, saying the "broken" vessel was "limping" home.
Rutte said there was "hardly any Russian naval presence in the Mediterranean left".