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Tasting of the Shipsinker Coconut blended rum
The three of us gather around the worn oak table in the Captain’s cabin for a proper pirate tasting of The Lazy Kraken Shipsinker Coconut Rum—seventeen coconut rums blended and left to rest ninety days in a bourbon barrel aboard a rockin’, never-still ship. A rum aged not just in wood, but in weather.
The Captain’s here to judge. The Queen’s here to decree. And Bloody—well—Bloody’s here to drink whatever’s poured.
The Captain uncorks the barrel, releasing coconut, toasted sugar, and a whisper of charred bourbon oak.
“Seventeen coconut rums,” he says, reverent. “Rocked for ninety days by the sea herself.”
The Queen swirls her glass. “A rum that naps on a boat. How decadent.”
She inhales: coconut flesh, bourbon caramel, sea-salted vanilla.
Bloody compares it to the pre-barrel blend—bright, sharp, sweet, with that strong raw rum bite.
But the barrel-rested Shipsinker is another beast entirely:
smooth toasted coconut, warm oak, brown sugar, smoky bourbon edges, and a deeper, calmer finish carved by the waves.
Bloody slams their glass down. “That’s bloody gorgeous. The sea shook the edges right off it.”
The Captain nods. The Queen delivers her verdict:
“Superior. The barrel turned chaos into harmony.”
This was on June 2, 2023 for our 43rd tasting on Facebook Live.
our previous videos of the coconut rums that went into the Shipsinker rum barrel
March 4, 2023
(https://youtu.be/MshssPI27RA?si=KkCz3mkZmWcQEh-g)
(https://rumble.com/v6wpm1a-whiskey-before-coconut-a-pirates-recipe-for-chaos.html)
March 5, 2023
(https://youtu.be/RlYOP2wqfiU?si=m5CMUzBiv0lOsbJH)
(https://rumble.com/v6wr37k-coconuts-and-chaos-the-blend-before-the-barrel.html)
The 17 coconut rums that went in to the Barrel
Siesta Key Toasted Coconut Rum
Single Prop Rum
Don Q Coconut Rum
Malibu Coconut Rum
RumHaven Caribbean Rum
Palms Coconut Rum
Bacardi Coconut Rum
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
Cruzan Coconut Rum
Calico Jack Coconut Rum
Club Caribe Coconut Rum
XQ Coconut Rum
Oak & Palm Coconut Rum
Blue Chair Bay Coconut Rum
Zeal Coconut Rum
Brinley Gold Shipwreck Coconut Rum
82 West Coconut Breeze Rum
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